These wings didn’t come to play — they came to wreck your self-control. Three jumbo, mahogany-smoked monsters, lacquered in our house-crafted dark chocolate & porter BBQ sauce that’s sweet, smoky, and just a little dangerous. Drizzled with homemade ranch like it’s breaking the rules on purpose, and topped with green onions for that bold, crisp bite.

Served over a bed of fresh-cut fries or our famous ranch salad — because even your bad decisions deserve options.

Warning: Not responsible for finger-licking, fry stealing, or the sudden need to light a match just for the drama.