This burger doesn’t whisper garlic — it screams it in perfect harmony. A cheddar cheese melt anchors the flavor flood, while our fermented garlic & white wine blend hits with a deep, emotional bassline. It’s bold. It’s funky. It’s the kind of flavor that knows your secrets and loves you anyway. Topped with homemade fried onion strings, drizzled with house-made ranch, slathered in garlic aioli, and cushioned by red leaf lettuce, this burger doesn’t play fair — it plays real. Each bite brings you closer to tears, not from heat, but from the overwhelming beauty of what garlic can be.

Warning: Not suitable for first dates